| #19 | Amulet of Yendor | 906 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #504 | Bonerdagon necklace | 23 |
| #54 | Boss Bat britches | 129 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 74 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 236 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 156 |
| #167 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 38 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #28 | bottle of goofballs | 469 |
| #38 | brick | 883 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #40 | bunny liver | 258 |
| #19 | clown hammer | 850 |
| #147 | club necklace | 31 |
| #11 | cymbal syrup | 912 |
| #14 | defective skull | 929 |
| #739 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #180 | diamond necklace | 26 |
| #196 | donated food | 50 |
| 🥈 | drum of tommy ammo | 109,490 |
| #13 | encoder ring | 913 |
| 🥇 | envelope full of Meat | 5,699 |
| #193 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #29 | fake fake vomit | 884 |
| #117 | fancy opera glasses | 33 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #133 | garish pinky ring | 31 |
| #198 | giant designer sunglasses | 22 |
| #35 | green clay bead | 422 |
| #9 | grue egg | 621 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #257 | heart necklace | 23 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #17 | jazz soap | 951 |
| #16 | joybuzzer | 952 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #19 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 894 |
| #12 | mood ring | 928 |
| #121 | old sweatpants | 585 |
| #17 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 928 |
| #18 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 898 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #53 | pink clay bead | 454 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #27 | purple clay bead | 206 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #307 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 20 |
| #302 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 21 |
| #319 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 20 |
| #247 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 23 |
| #24 | rubber emo roe | 918 |
| #80 | rubber spider | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #104 | soap knife | 9 |
| #439 | spade necklace | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #28 | spectre scepter | 396 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #220 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 162 |
| #259 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 126 |
| #265 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 125 |
| #332 | stuffed angry cow | 110 |
| #342 | stuffed astral badger | 111 |
| #318 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 118 |
| #583 | stuffed cocoabo | 74 |
| #309 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 120 |
| #384 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 102 |
| #309 | stuffed hand turkey | 114 |
| #109 | stuffed key | 356 |
| #285 | stuffed mind flayer | 124 |
| #209 | stuffed mink | 173 |
| #229 | stuffed monocle | 168 |
| #252 | stuffed scary death orb | 132 |
| #319 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 115 |
| #231 | stuffed snowy owl | 139 |
| #314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 119 |
| #264 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 126 |
| #237 | stuffed teddy butler | 160 |
| #226 | stuffed tin of caviar | 167 |
| #126 | stuffed treasure chest | 332 |
| #264 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 128 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tommy gun | 14,022 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #216 | turtle pheromones | 19 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1907 | useless powder | 1 |
| #63 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 116 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #21 | whoopie cushion | 923 |
| #18 | wind-up chattering teeth | 909 |
| #20 | x-ray specs | 871 |
| #23 | yellow snowcone | 922 |