| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #322 | Crimbuck | 2,965 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #493 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #246 | candy kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #693 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #1071 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1899 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2473 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |