| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #321 | Crimbuck | 2,965 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #492 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #245 | candy kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |