| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #112 | alien drugs | 24 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #205 | government cheese | 8 |
| #133 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #416 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 9 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #154 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |