| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #969 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #942 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #922 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #304 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #113 | alien drugs | 24 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #691 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #486 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #3287 | candy cane | 4 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1192 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #745 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #20 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #205 | government cheese | 8 |
| #134 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #106 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #610 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #157 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #239 | red ale | 4 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #60 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 9 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1851 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |