| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #11 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #66 | Chroner | 1,349 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #17 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1,378 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 108 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | bunny liver | 31 |
| #52 | caustic slime nodule | 8 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #122 | crystalline cheer | 842 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #668 | empty agua de vida bottle | 139 |
| #23 | fat loot token | 197 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #73 | gloomy black mushroom | 62 |
| #213 | green clay bead | 57 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #128 | hobo nickel | 2,482 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #566 | old sweatpants | 115 |
| #52 | ornate picture frame | 60 |
| #184 | pink clay bead | 112 |
| #169 | purple clay bead | 27 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |