| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbuck | 2,632 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #74 | Knob stuffed shells | 39 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #261 | around the world | 7 |
| #618 | asbestos ore | 8 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #954 | bar skin | 3 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #347 | bottle of cooking sherry | 3 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1508 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #870 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #87 | clockwork maid | 2 |
| #462 | clown skin | 10 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #768 | demon skin | 3 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #865 | effervescent potion | 2 |
| #1789 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1504 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #630 | fat stacks of cash | 10 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #387 | fetid feather | 17 |
| #577 | flaming feather | 8 |
| #497 | flirtatious feather | 7 |
| #357 | frightful feather | 21 |
| #421 | frozen feather | 18 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #56 | gnatloaf | 4 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #569 | herb brownies | 21 |
| #1659 | herringcello | 8 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #256 | long pork | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #198 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #954 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 4 |
| #462 | pile of dusty animal bones | 7 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #41 | super salad | 24 |
| #693 | ten-leaf clover | 9 |
| #1219 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #96 | vampire glitter | 5 |
| #196 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |