| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #383 | Crimbuck | 2,632 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #74 | Knob stuffed shells | 39 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #264 | around the world | 7 |
| #613 | asbestos ore | 8 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #957 | bar skin | 3 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #345 | bottle of cooking sherry | 3 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1507 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #87 | clockwork maid | 2 |
| #461 | clown skin | 10 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #768 | demon skin | 3 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #865 | effervescent potion | 2 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1505 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #623 | fat stacks of cash | 10 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #386 | fetid feather | 17 |
| #577 | flaming feather | 8 |
| #497 | flirtatious feather | 7 |
| #357 | frightful feather | 21 |
| #421 | frozen feather | 18 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #56 | gnatloaf | 4 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #568 | herb brownies | 21 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #255 | long pork | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #952 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 4 |
| #460 | pile of dusty animal bones | 7 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #41 | super salad | 24 |
| #689 | ten-leaf clover | 9 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #95 | vampire glitter | 5 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |