| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #508 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #408 | Microplushie: Bropane | 23 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #358 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #462 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #461 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 20 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 10 |
| #469 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 23 |
| #379 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 17 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 12 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥉 | They liver popsicle | 106 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #947 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #100 | cold-filtered water | 2 |
| 🥉 | crabsicle | 11 |
| 🥈 | creamsicle | 10,455 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #58 | crumbling rat skull | 11 |
| #12 | dangerous jerkcicle | 409 |
| #4 | dire fudgesicle | 4,613 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | escargotsicle | 551 |
| 🥈 | fudgesicle | 303 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #4 | icicle katana | 68 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #5 | lemon popsicle | 714 |
| #7 | liver popsicle | 1,325 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| 🥉 | orange popsicle | 470 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| 🥉 | popsicle stick | 5,819 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| 🥉 | sludgesicle | 104 |
| #325 | smoking grass | 205 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5 | strawberry popsicle | 242 |
| #1085 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
| #1048 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #1016 | stuffed key | 44 |
| #613 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #891 | stuffed mink | 52 |
| #1013 | stuffed monocle | 45 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #987 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #1002 | stuffed tin of caviar | 46 |
| #837 | stuffed treasure chest | 61 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #335 | twinkly wad | 500 |
| #457 | warbear whosit | 98 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |