| #576 | 30669 scroll | 9 |
| #711 | 33398 scroll | 10 |
| #643 | 334 scroll | 4 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #68 | 64067 scroll | 10 |
| #197 | 668 scroll | 6 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #58 | Divine | 20 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #49 | Frat Army FGF | 177 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #58 | Gordon Bennett | 14 |
| #383 | Hell ramen | 5 |
| #119 | Hippy Army MPE | 102 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #245 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #415 | Knob Goblin perfume | 6 |
| #60 | Knob lo mein | 10 |
| #41 | Knob stroganoff | 12 |
| #175 | Knob stuffed shells | 8 |
| #2322 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #93 | Mae West | 16 |
| #76 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 108 |
| #30 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 547 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #115 | Mon Tiki | 16 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #251 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 25 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #126 | ancient spice | 30 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #350 | anti-anti-antidote | 5 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #426 | asbestos ore | 14 |
| #35 | asparagus lo mein | 11 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #82 | bätzle | 31 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #197 | blue pixel potion | 6 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #401 | bowl of cottage cheese | 45 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #871 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #871 | cloudy potion | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #766 | dark potion | 4 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #442 | drum machine | 7 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #95 | ducha de oro | 22 |
| #563 | duct tape | 56 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #780 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 5 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #782 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #798 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #768 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 5 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #749 | effervescent potion | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #684 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #17 | fettucini Inconnu | 125 |
| #307 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| #250 | filthy poultice | 21 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #26 | fishy fish lasagna | 29 |
| #706 | fizzy potion | 5 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #54 | gnat lasagna | 4 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #526 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 2 |
| #570 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #42 | long pork lasagna | 7 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #34 | mandarina colada | 42 |
| #41 | menudo ravioli | 39 |
| #841 | milky potion | 2 |
| #542 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #764 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #132 | painful penne pasta | 2 |
| #333 | perpendicular hula | 3 |
| #624 | phonics down | 53 |
| #1085 | probability potion | 2 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #170 | ratini | 6 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #637 | reodorant | 3 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #24 | sausage wonton | 15 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #262 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #799 | smoky potion | 3 |
| #787 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 60 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #17 | spooky lo mein | 50 |
| #213 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1192 | super-spiky hair gel | 3 |
| #778 | swirly potion | 3 |
| #112 | tangarita | 5 |
| #418 | ten-leaf clover | 35 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #907 | tiny house | 77 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #21 | tofu wonton | 58 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #124 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #40 | vodka stratocaster | 35 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |