| #575 | 30669 scroll | 9 |
| #711 | 33398 scroll | 10 |
| #642 | 334 scroll | 4 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #68 | 64067 scroll | 10 |
| #197 | 668 scroll | 6 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #57 | Divine | 20 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #49 | Frat Army FGF | 177 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #57 | Gordon Bennett | 14 |
| #384 | Hell ramen | 5 |
| #119 | Hippy Army MPE | 102 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #415 | Knob Goblin perfume | 6 |
| #59 | Knob lo mein | 10 |
| #41 | Knob stroganoff | 12 |
| #174 | Knob stuffed shells | 8 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #91 | Mae West | 16 |
| #76 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 108 |
| #30 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 547 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #113 | Mon Tiki | 16 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #250 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 25 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #126 | ancient spice | 30 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #349 | anti-anti-antidote | 5 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #423 | asbestos ore | 14 |
| #34 | asparagus lo mein | 11 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #82 | bätzle | 31 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #197 | blue pixel potion | 6 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #401 | bowl of cottage cheese | 45 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #868 | cloudy potion | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #764 | dark potion | 4 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #443 | drum machine | 7 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #95 | ducha de oro | 22 |
| #564 | duct tape | 56 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #778 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 5 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #780 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #796 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #766 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 5 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #749 | effervescent potion | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #681 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #17 | fettucini Inconnu | 125 |
| #307 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| #251 | filthy poultice | 21 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #25 | fishy fish lasagna | 29 |
| #704 | fizzy potion | 5 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #54 | gnat lasagna | 4 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #525 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 2 |
| #567 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #41 | long pork lasagna | 7 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #33 | mandarina colada | 42 |
| #40 | menudo ravioli | 39 |
| #839 | milky potion | 2 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #127 | painful penne pasta | 2 |
| #333 | perpendicular hula | 3 |
| #623 | phonics down | 53 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #169 | ratini | 6 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #635 | reodorant | 3 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #24 | sausage wonton | 15 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #798 | smoky potion | 3 |
| #789 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 60 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #17 | spooky lo mein | 50 |
| #211 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1193 | super-spiky hair gel | 3 |
| #776 | swirly potion | 3 |
| #111 | tangarita | 5 |
| #415 | ten-leaf clover | 35 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #908 | tiny house | 77 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #21 | tofu wonton | 58 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #123 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #39 | vodka stratocaster | 35 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |