| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #468 | Meleegra™ pills | 17 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #259 | beer lens | 10 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #871 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 12 |
| #697 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1578 | duct tape | 7 |
| #745 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 6 |
| #624 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 12 |
| #701 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #766 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #846 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #765 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #464 | fancy seashell necklace | 3 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized limb | 6 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #359 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #899 | ghuol egg | 6 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #764 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #274 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #298 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #78 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #175 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #390 | stolen office supplies | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #297 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #444 | unearthed potsherd | 2 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #748 | valuable trinket | 91 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #80 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |