| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #467 | Meleegra™ pills | 17 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #257 | beer lens | 10 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1524 | brick | 11 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #871 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 12 |
| #693 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #743 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 6 |
| #622 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 12 |
| #699 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #764 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #844 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #902 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #762 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #460 | fancy seashell necklace | 3 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #634 | fossilized limb | 6 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #550 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #527 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #898 | ghuol egg | 6 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1508 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #295 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #176 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #389 | stolen office supplies | 2 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #442 | unearthed potsherd | 2 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #749 | valuable trinket | 91 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #78 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |