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| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #112 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #233 | Elmley shades | 4 |
| #635 | Ent cider | 8 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #313 | SPF 451 lip balm | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #218 | Typical Tavern swill | 30 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #211 | chloroform rag | 19 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #322 | depantsing bomb | 10 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #566 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 14 |
| #411 | empty agua de vida bottle | 462 |
| #654 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #467 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #173 | panty raider camouflage | 10 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1331 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1382 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1562 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #987 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1492 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1296 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |