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| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #228 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1496 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #113 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
| #993 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #234 | Elmley shades | 4 |
| #636 | Ent cider | 8 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #314 | SPF 451 lip balm | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #219 | Typical Tavern swill | 30 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #210 | chloroform rag | 19 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #324 | depantsing bomb | 10 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #569 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 14 |
| #415 | empty agua de vida bottle | 462 |
| #656 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #857 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #470 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #173 | panty raider camouflage | 10 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1336 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #2988 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2154 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1384 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2526 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3005 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4050 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #922 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2479 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3803 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3075 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #745 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1801 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1570 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #2943 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #989 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #4034 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3105 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2776 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1495 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1298 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2811 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6233 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2804 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |