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| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #228 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1495 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #113 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
| #994 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #233 | Elmley shades | 4 |
| #636 | Ent cider | 8 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #313 | SPF 451 lip balm | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #219 | Typical Tavern swill | 30 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #211 | chloroform rag | 19 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #323 | depantsing bomb | 10 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #569 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 14 |
| #414 | empty agua de vida bottle | 462 |
| #656 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #173 | panty raider camouflage | 10 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2125 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #2987 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1386 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2529 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #921 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2477 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2390 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #746 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1803 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1571 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #989 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #4036 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2776 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1496 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1300 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |