| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #286 | Black No. 2 | 20 |
| #617 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #415 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #238 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #27 | The Emperor's new shirt | 3 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #490 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #109 | bat wing | 183 |
| #260 | batgut | 118 |
| #258 | black & tan | 9 |
| #94 | black blade | 2 |
| #90 | black cloak | 3 |
| #52 | black eye shadow | 24 |
| #442 | black forest cake | 4 |
| #389 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #147 | black gold | 3 |
| #340 | black greaves | 6 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #52 | black label | 31 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #273 | black pepper | 8 |
| #221 | black picnic basket | 8 |
| #254 | black pixel | 101 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #234 | black pudding | 11 |
| #461 | black shield | 3 |
| #263 | black snake skin | 25 |
| #358 | black sword | 6 |
| #260 | blackberry | 47 |
| #42 | blackberry galoshes | 10 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | brain preservation fluid | 2 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #185 | cat appendix | 28 |
| #666 | catgut | 3 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #166 | flask of tainted mining oil | 43 |
| #171 | gnatwing | 41 |
| #193 | half of a gold tooth | 3 |
| #17 | headless sparrow | 136 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | little black book | 3 |
| #163 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #21 | mangled squirrel | 131 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #35 | nugget of Crimbonium | 224 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | rat appendix | 41 |
| #17 | rat carcass | 139 |
| #88 | ratgut | 129 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #172 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 2 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #40 | still-beating spleen | 13 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #669 | thin black candle | 113 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |