| #9 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 50 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 12 |
| #128 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 17 |
| #1121 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #868 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #7 | Libram of BRICKOs | 7 |
| #5 | Meat maid body | 666 |
| #105 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 20 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #73 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 24 |
| #35 | candy kneecapping stick | 35 |
| #43 | candy knuckles | 32 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #145 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #80 | colorful plastic ball | 1,001 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #190 | elven cellocello | 47 |
| #147 | elven suicide capsule | 54 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #46 | licorice garrote | 28 |
| #117 | paperclip | 426 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #210 | throwing wrench | 13 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #98 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| #131 | twinkly wad | 3,001 |