| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #141 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #137 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #337 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #320 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #144 | Mysterious Green Box | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #107 | Professor What T-Shirt | 7 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #122 | beer-scented teddy bear | 6 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #141 | brilliant oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #421 | commemorative war stein | 30 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #417 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #325 | ghost of a necklace | 8 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #480 | gold wedding ring | 8 |
| #567 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #55 | headless sparrow | 49 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #66 | mangled squirrel | 41 |
| #75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #542 | pink clay bead | 15 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #86 | psychic's amulet | 13 |
| #74 | psychic's circlet | 20 |
| #92 | psychic's crystal ball | 10 |
| #84 | psychic's pslacks | 12 |
| #423 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #62 | rat carcass | 40 |
| #39 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #158 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #204 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #254 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #45 | turtlemail breeches | 2 |
| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #58 | turtlemail hauberk | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #504 | white class ring | 11 |