| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #62 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 82 |
| š„ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #185 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #181 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| š„ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| š„ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| š„ | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #86 | Chroner | 1,183 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #326 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #519 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| š„ | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #247 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| š„ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| š„ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #4 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 2 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 174 |
| š„ | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| š„ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| š„ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| š„ | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| š„ | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #102 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| š„ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #216 | bunny liver | 39 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #134 | crystalline cheer | 853 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #620 | empty agua de vida bottle | 178 |
| #27 | fat loot token | 188 |
| š„ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy lucre | 27 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| š„ | glass eye | 1 |
| #27 | gloomy black mushroom | 366 |
| #202 | green clay bead | 60 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| š„ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| š„ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #982 | hobo nickel | 38 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #466 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #149 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #405 | old sweatpants | 182 |
| #75 | ornate picture frame | 41 |
| #220 | pink clay bead | 89 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #219 | purple clay bead | 18 |
| š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| š„ | seal medal | 1 |
| š„ | silent nightlight | 1 |
| š„ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| š„ | spirit bell | 1 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| š„ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| š„ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |