| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #654 | Crimbo candied pecan | 14 |
| #622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #146 | SPF 451 lip balm | 17 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #270 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #110 | bottle of pirate juice | 7 |
| #117 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 4 |
| #727 | brine | 23 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #313 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 6 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1119 | dill | 14 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #161 | fake blood | 7 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #131 | [2426]fire flower | 9 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #1212 | fudgecule | 15 |
| #1265 | ghost cucumber | 15 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #264 | green gummi ingot | 126 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #347 | licorice root | 11 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #267 | mulled cider | 6 |
| #415 | mummy costume | 14 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #629 | paperclip | 46 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #397 | petrified wood | 20 |
| #110 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 7 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #448 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
| #257 | red gummi ingot | 130 |
| #162 | ribbon candy | 8 |
| #229 | scented massage oil | 7 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #502 | spooky bark | 21 |
| #457 | spooky sap | 18 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #105 | tasty tart | 15 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #158 | toe jam | 3 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #998 | vinegar | 21 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #257 | yellow gummi ingot | 127 |