| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1782 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #203 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 11 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #487 | Crimbo fudge | 22 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2165 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #137 | Workytime Tea | 16 |
| #2278 | Yummy Tummy bean | 20 |
| #404 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #373 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 20 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #353 | bottle of Blank-Out | 30 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #532 | corpse on the beach | 10 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #319 | cup of primitive beer | 4 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #466 | frozen banquet | 4 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #347 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #689 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #185 | oozenog | 15 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #414 | paperclip | 102 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #118 | pulsing flesh | 22 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #179 | rigid carapace | 19 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #353 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #122 | twitching claw | 26 |
| #883 | unstable DNA | 48 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |