| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1781 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1405 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #203 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 11 |
| #689 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #487 | Crimbo fudge | 22 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2163 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #135 | Workytime Tea | 16 |
| #2276 | Yummy Tummy bean | 20 |
| #406 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #876 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #799 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #375 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 20 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #353 | bottle of Blank-Out | 30 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1463 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #534 | corpse on the beach | 10 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #321 | cup of primitive beer | 4 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #495 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #1141 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #464 | frozen banquet | 4 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #305 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #348 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #688 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #386 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #185 | oozenog | 15 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #414 | paperclip | 102 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #564 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #118 | pulsing flesh | 22 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #179 | rigid carapace | 19 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #304 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #354 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #122 | twitching claw | 26 |
| #883 | unstable DNA | 48 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |