| #54 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 4 |
| #249 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 25 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #442 | CRIMBCO mug | 28 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #270 | CRIMBCO wine | 28 |
| #22 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #220 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 26 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #27 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #442 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #624 | bone chips | 13 |
| #353 | bottle of Blank-Out | 30 |
| #432 | bubblewrap ore | 3 |
| #506 | cardboard ore | 2 |
| #365 | casino pass | 8 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| 🥉 | drippy orb | 6 |
| 🥉 | drippy staff | 12 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #272 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #507 | eye of newt | 12 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #122 | ice stein | 3 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #204 | pulsing flesh | 14 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #255 | rigid carapace | 14 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #7 | silent B | 60 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #144 | slow jam collection | 26 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #414 | styrofoam ore | 3 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |