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| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #32 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 6 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #332 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #321 | clockwork key | 7 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #160 | crowbar | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #312 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #348 | figurine of a cold seal | 17 |
| #197 | figurine of a stinking seal | 11 |
| #467 | flange | 3 |
| #284 | forest tears | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #146 | fustulent seal grulch | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #221 | guard turtle shell | 10 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #405 | handful of pine needles | 2 |
| #355 | happiness | 5 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #14 | hot-ass club | 2 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #88 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #611 | poutine | 2 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #139 | seal-blubber candle | 36 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #935 | skeleton bone | 12 |
| #83 | sleazy fairy gravy | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #219 | wine-soaked bone chips | 4 |