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| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| š„ | French slippers | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #3018 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #32 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 6 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #330 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #321 | clockwork key | 7 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #162 | crowbar | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #314 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #348 | figurine of a cold seal | 17 |
| #196 | figurine of a stinking seal | 11 |
| #466 | flange | 3 |
| #287 | forest tears | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #146 | fustulent seal grulch | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamƩ pants | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5340 | grue egg | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #221 | guard turtle shell | 10 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #3714 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #407 | handful of pine needles | 2 |
| #356 | happiness | 5 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #13 | hot-ass club | 2 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #88 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #616 | poutine | 2 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #137 | seal-blubber candle | 36 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #936 | skeleton bone | 12 |
| #83 | sleazy fairy gravy | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #2329 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #105 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #220 | wine-soaked bone chips | 4 |