| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #276 | bunny liver | 26 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #231 | green clay bead | 51 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #221 | pink clay bead | 88 |
| #197 | purple clay bead | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #35 | turtle pheromones | 233 |