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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
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| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #461 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 23 |
| #545 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 15 |
| #591 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 11 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
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| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #902 | dense meat stack | 7 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #473 | mime soul fragment | 4 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #481 | smoking grass | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
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