| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #213 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 10 |
| #89 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 21 |
| #1968 | Crimbuck | 43 |
| #171 | D roll | 59 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #107 | Friendliness Beverage | 85 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #164 | New Zealand iced tea | 69 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #89 | alien drugs | 31 |
| #24 | alien force field disruptor bean | 25 |
| #50 | alien protein powder | 5 |
| #45 | alien source code printout | 10 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #21 | bark beret | 2 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | buffed alien drugs | 5 |
| #143 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 14 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #122 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #137 | droll monocle | 8 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #140 | future drug: Coolscaline | 6 |
| #126 | future drug: Muscularactum | 10 |
| #125 | future drug: Smartinex | 10 |
| #20 | government | 15 |
| #82 | government cheese | 52 |
| #41 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 15 |
| #20 | grilled cheese sandwich | 6 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #126 | kiwi | 43 |
| #139 | kiwi beak | 9 |
| #180 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
| #27 | loaf of alien bread | 11 |
| #225 | mulled cider | 8 |
| #369 | mummy costume | 16 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #49 | pair of government shades | 14 |
| #1091 | paperclip | 3 |
| #299 | petrified wood | 32 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #380 | pumpkinhead mask | 18 |
| #94 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 3 |
| #128 | ribbon candy | 11 |
| #39 | rocket fuel | 12 |
| #116 | silent pea shooter | 10 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #126 | skeleton | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #16 | solid shifting time weirdness | 8 |
| #14 | space bar | 3 |
| #30 | space beast fur | 19 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #9 | space heater | 4 |
| #15 | space invader | 4 |
| 🥉 | space junk | 2,151 |
| #11 | space needle | 4 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #622 | spooky bark | 12 |
| #405 | spooky sap | 21 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #169 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #7 | twitching space egg | 4 |
| #72 | twitching time capsule | 9 |
| #315 | wolfman mask | 22 |