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| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #356 | Schrödinger's thermos | 50 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #69 | a butt tuba | 27 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #9 | big glob of skin | 75 |
| #14 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 27 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #24 | bronze handcuffs | 3 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #67 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 26 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 3 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #9 | dueling banjo | 16 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #10 | dwarvish magazine | 167 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #42 | figurine of a stinking seal | 45 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #4 | guard turtle collar | 499 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #9 | mullet wig | 1,092 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #176 | plastic cup of beer | 13 |
| #340 | quantum taco | 50 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #144 | wad of cotton | 20 |
| #29 | white lightning | 1,397 |