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| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #165 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 3 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #250 | Valentine | 128 |
| #388 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 144 |
| #141 | around the world | 22 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #122 | ballast turtle | 4 |
| #348 | banana peel | 10 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #140 | beefy fish meat | 4 |
| #73 | big slimy cyst | 4 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #459 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 8 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #58 | boxcar turtle | 4 |
| #1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #311 | cold nuggets | 2 |
| #144 | cold wad | 23 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #443 | commemorative war stein | 26 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #79 | cyber-mattock | 2 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #802 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #745 | dense meat stack | 13 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #718 | disassembled clover | 43 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #280 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #274 | dry noodles | 496 |
| #265 | dull fish scale | 13 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #689 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #279 | empty agua de vida bottle | 758 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #589 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #114 | facehugging alien | 9 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #160 | fancy seashell necklace | 148 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #472 | flaming feather | 14 |
| #373 | flirtatious feather | 15 |
| #283 | floaty sand | 63 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #342 | frozen feather | 28 |
| #458 | funky dried mushroom | 10 |
| #103 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #142 | imitation crab crate | 2 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #314 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #278 | rigid carapace | 13 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #447 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #315 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 6 |
| #474 | scrumptious reagent | 113 |
| #171 | sewer wad | 15 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #145 | sleaze wad | 29 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #297 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 21 |
| #278 | slimy sweetbreads | 25 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #144 | tiny slimy cyst | 9 |
| #294 | tip jar | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #893 | unstable DNA | 47 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #281 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #161 | yellow striped oyster egg | 14 |