| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #522 | PADL Phone | 3 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1433 | awful poetry journal | 8 |
| #1328 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1465 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #549 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #231 | brass stinger | 2 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #620 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #566 | communications windchimes | 2 |
| #51 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1015 | fudgecule | 80 |
| #1127 | furry fur | 9 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #355 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #105 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #741 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1460 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #2602 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2159 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1387 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2528 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3156 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2417 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2221 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1738 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2691 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2577 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1065 | stuffed key | 40 |
| #1294 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2673 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1536 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1274 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #2708 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #3418 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3389 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2064 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #3603 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1192 | stuffed teddy butler | 35 |
| #1521 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1104 | stuffed treasure chest | 39 |
| #2690 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #244 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #208 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 10 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 7 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 12 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #59 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 6 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #319 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #695 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1356 | yeti fur | 8 |