| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #520 | PADL Phone | 3 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1433 | awful poetry journal | 8 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #635 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #231 | brass stinger | 2 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #616 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #563 | communications windchimes | 2 |
| #51 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1011 | fudgecule | 80 |
| #1128 | furry fur | 9 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #104 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #736 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1451 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1382 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1728 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1062 | stuffed key | 40 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1267 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #2698 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1188 | stuffed teddy butler | 35 |
| #1514 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1101 | stuffed treasure chest | 39 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #243 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 10 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #48 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 7 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 12 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 6 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #127 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1355 | yeti fur | 8 |