| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #522 | PADL Phone | 3 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1433 | awful poetry journal | 8 |
| #1322 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1461 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #231 | brass stinger | 2 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #617 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #565 | communications windchimes | 2 |
| #51 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #571 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1014 | fudgecule | 80 |
| #1128 | furry fur | 9 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #272 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #247 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #847 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #105 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #739 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1459 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #2597 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2154 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1386 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2528 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2415 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2217 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1734 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2689 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1066 | stuffed key | 40 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2671 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1534 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1272 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #2708 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2061 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1190 | stuffed teddy butler | 35 |
| #1517 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1103 | stuffed treasure chest | 39 |
| #2689 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #244 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #208 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 10 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 7 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 12 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #59 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 6 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1356 | yeti fur | 8 |