| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 13 |
| #173 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 15 |
| #196 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 9 |
| #181 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 12 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |