| #66 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 80 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #432 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #221 | The Joy of Wassailing | 15 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #422 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 106 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #423 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #273 | black pension check | 16 |
| #160 | black picnic basket | 12 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #541 | briefcase | 4 |
| #18 | casino pass | 880 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #758 | empty agua de vida bottle | 95 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #186 | hideous egg | 18 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #438 | old coin purse | 8 |
| #429 | old leather wallet | 8 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1380 | vinegar | 5 |