| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #187 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #167 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 75 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #394 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #267 | bugbear beanie | 26 |
| #244 | bugbear bungguard | 25 |
| #471 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #425 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #304 | figurine of a cold seal | 20 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1049 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #940 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #665 | red class ring | 9 |
| #396 | shredded hellseal hide | 9 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #702 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #361 | tenderizing hammer | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #424 | torn hellseal sinew | 8 |
| #1147 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #436 | white class ring | 14 |