| #101 | Ambitious Turkey | 3 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #283 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #956 | brick | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #420 | corpsetini | 12 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #187 | disassembled clover | 620 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #243 | duct tape | 172 |
| #279 | eldritch effluvium | 19 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #28 | gingerbread house | 13 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #735 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #83 | pie man was not meant to eat | 41 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1283 | roll of toilet paper | 24 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |