| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #899 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #49 | Barney's rake | 7 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #131 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #213 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #113 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 13 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #164 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #164 | anticheese | 75 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #570 | awful poetry journal | 123 |
| #430 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #454 | barrrnacle | 35 |
| #145 | bone chips | 134 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #183 | burnt flower | 51 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #80 | crumbling rat skull | 8 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #118 | fistful of ashes | 45 |
| #157 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #432 | handful of confetti | 91 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #165 | hot katana blade | 121 |
| #171 | icy katana hilt | 27 |
| #316 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #75 | really dense meat stack | 54 |
| #37 | seal lube | 12 |
| #57 | seal-brain elixir | 37 |
| #15 | sealhide belt | 11 |
| #4 | sealhide buckler | 145 |
| #15 | sealhide cloak | 13 |
| #10 | sealhide gloves | 24 |
| #8 | sealhide hood | 37 |
| #9 | sealhide leggings | 31 |
| #9 | sealhide moccasins | 31 |
| #35 | sealhide snare | 67 |
| #8 | sealhide whip | 67 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #211 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #373 | solid gold bowling ball | 50 |
| #293 | spectre scepter | 104 |
| #235 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #452 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #544 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |