Qen

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#537A. W. O. L. commendation9
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#142Atomic Comic3
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#404BGE merchandise order form10
#25BRICKO egg1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#338CRIMBCO wine22
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#332Dickory Farms Gift Basket19
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#490Haunted Sorority House staff guide3
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#873Instant Karma3
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#314NPZR chemistry set11
#234Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I4
#192Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II7
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III3
#126Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV7
#132Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V6
#136Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI6
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#369Red Pill1
#114Russian Ice1
#24Small Medium2
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#669Tales of a Kansas Toymaker3
#112The Cooler Out of Space26
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#51The Necbronomicon4
#13Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts2
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#31accidental mutton2
#933antique record album1
#502bag of bones1
#262bath ball gift set19
#1167battered Crimbo Crate4
#1654blood flower1
#96bone aperitif6
#745bone chips8
#152breaded beer4
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#189corrupted data115
#80creepy voodoo doll2
#385deluxe fax machine1
#454designer handbag6
#367drum of pomade1
#2080elven cellocello1
#73epic wad10
#33fairy-worn boots2
#345fancy chocolate car8
#74festive sausage32
#377ghost pickle on a stick2
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#135handful of honey76
#210handful of numbers2
#1881herringcello1
#394hideous egg6
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#115hot egg2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#183lovecat tail5
#144marshmallow flambé4
#73mysterious chest1
#785paperclip16
#1044penguin thesaurus4
#295phish stick4
#249plastic passion fruit7
#115ridiculous cocktail12
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#5shoo-fish pie146
#128slime-soaked hypophysis2
#83slime-soaked sweat gland3
#136slow jam collection27
#317soy cordial2
#402spectral pickle30
#760squirming egg sac5
#28stuffed-shirt scarecrow2
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#1544unusual disco ball1

Wow, that's 782 items total!

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