| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #338 | CRIMBCO wine | 22 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #332 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 19 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #192 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #126 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 7 |
| #132 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 6 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #24 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #669 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #112 | The Cooler Out of Space | 26 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #13 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 2 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #31 | accidental mutton | 2 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #262 | bath ball gift set | 19 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
| #745 | bone chips | 8 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #189 | corrupted data | 115 |
| #80 | creepy voodoo doll | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #454 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #73 | epic wad | 10 |
| #33 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #345 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #74 | festive sausage | 32 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #135 | handful of honey | 76 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #183 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #785 | paperclip | 16 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #295 | phish stick | 4 |
| #249 | plastic passion fruit | 7 |
| #115 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #5 | shoo-fish pie | 146 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #83 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #136 | slow jam collection | 27 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #402 | spectral pickle | 30 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #28 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |