| #335 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #782 | CRIMBCO scrip | 130 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #21 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 3 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1839 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #2163 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1897 | Yummy Tummy bean | 45 |
| #1291 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #94 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 49 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #728 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #160 | comfy coffin | 7 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #116 | deadly lampshade | 8 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #589 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #160 | frozen banquet | 14 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #161 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 19 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #912 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #82 | irradiated candy cane | 35 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #442 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #121 | oozenog | 21 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #254 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1102 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #759 | unstable DNA | 60 |