| #215 | BURT | 137 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #500 | Crimbuck | 2,025 |
| #524 | FDKOL commendation | 192 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #652 | green clay bead | 7 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |