| #216 | BURT | 137 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #614 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #501 | Crimbuck | 2,025 |
| #524 | FDKOL commendation | 192 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1801 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #658 | green clay bead | 7 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1694 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |