| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1013 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #857 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2006 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #2008 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #2069 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2157 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #2310 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2675 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1983 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |