| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #217 | BRICKO brick | 711 |
| #285 | BRICKO eye brick | 45 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1242 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #21 | Chroner | 3,498 |
| #14 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #965 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #150 | Cosmic Calorie | 16 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #344 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #445 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1136 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #1002 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #253 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #268 | filthy lucre | 126 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #699 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1658 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #908 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1516 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1033 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #302 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1288 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #130 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |