| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #215 | BRICKO brick | 711 |
| #285 | BRICKO eye brick | 45 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #21 | Chroner | 3,498 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #152 | Cosmic Calorie | 16 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #268 | filthy lucre | 126 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1281 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |