| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #216 | BRICKO brick | 711 |
| #286 | BRICKO eye brick | 45 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #21 | Chroner | 3,498 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #150 | Cosmic Calorie | 16 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #344 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #446 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1134 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #253 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #269 | filthy lucre | 126 |
| #572 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #696 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1659 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #909 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1514 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #304 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1286 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |