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| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
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| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
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| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
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| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #223 | Freddy Kruegerand | 5 |
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| #112 | FunFunds™ | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
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| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 162 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #120 | blue class ring | 34 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
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| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #45 | fat loot token | 141 |
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| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #136 | gloomy black mushroom | 30 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #917 | hobo nickel | 65 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #417 | old sweatpants | 176 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #319 | purple clay bead | 9 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #142 | red class ring | 121 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #125 | white class ring | 87 |