| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #60 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 85 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #81 | Chroner | 1,219 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #223 | Freddy Kruegerand | 5 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #112 | FunFunds™ | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 162 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3278 | badass belt | 13 |
| #121 | blue class ring | 34 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1401 | brick | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #119 | bunny liver | 79 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline cheer | 2,698 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #803 | empty agua de vida bottle | 76 |
| #45 | fat loot token | 141 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1282 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #136 | gloomy black mushroom | 30 |
| #2344 | grue egg | 9 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #917 | hobo nickel | 65 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #419 | old sweatpants | 176 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #825 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #319 | purple clay bead | 9 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #144 | red class ring | 121 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #127 | white class ring | 87 |