| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo candle | 21 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #622 | FDKOL commendation | 67 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #31 | The Jokester's wig | 4 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 9 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #999 | Valentine | 13 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #411 | barrrnacle | 39 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #118 | fossilized baboon skull | 6 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #142 | fossilized limb | 82 |
| #129 | fossilized serpent skull | 7 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #201 | fossilized spike | 22 |
| #157 | fossilized spine | 13 |
| #143 | fossilized torso | 46 |
| #159 | fossilized wing | 29 |
| #94 | fossilized wyrm skull | 9 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #172 | pie man was not meant to eat | 13 |
| #37 | replica bat-oomerang | 20 |
| #1126 | roll of toilet paper | 34 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #29 | special edition Batfellow comic | 102 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1356 | toast | 317 |
| #25 | topiary skunk | 3 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #503 | useless powder | 226 |