| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #47 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #888 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #986 | box of sunshine | 248 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #760 | hobo nickel | 154 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #8 | magnolia blossom | 244 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #538 | old sweatpants | 124 |
| #305 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #122 | pie man was not meant to eat | 22 |
| #527 | pretty flower | 158 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2991 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |