| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1874 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #307 | around the world | 5 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1820 | duct tape | 4 |
| #695 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #595 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #807 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #468 | worthless gewgaw | 8 |
| #647 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #239 | worthless trinket | 24 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |