| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #309 | around the world | 5 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #669 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #693 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2991 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #597 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #463 | worthless gewgaw | 8 |
| #645 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #234 | worthless trinket | 24 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |