| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #48 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 235 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #119 | dense meat stack | 15,139 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #60 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 468 |
| #59 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 472 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |