| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #356 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 5 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #2713 | box of sunshine | 36 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #626 | shingle | 3 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |