| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #155 | Crimbot battery | 9 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #162 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #105 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 5 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 4 |
| #177 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #606 | Go-Wassail | 22 |
| #41 | How to Play Othello | 13 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #430 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 26 |
| #198 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #45 | alien force field disruptor bean | 12 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #92 | augmented-reality shades | 2 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #158 | blue grass | 5 |
| #82 | blue tulip | 4 |
| #424 | bottle of bubbles | 20 |
| #160 | bowl of Jeal-O | 8 |
| #370 | bread line | 2 |
| #416 | brine | 48 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #571 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #248 | choco-Crimbot | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #108 | cylindrical mold | 26 |
| #601 | dill | 67 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #223 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 3 |
| #235 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 2 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #220 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 3 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 2 |
| #127 | ear poison | 11 |
| #192 | eldritch effluvium | 133 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1831 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #310 | flask of tainted mining oil | 2 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #529 | fudgecule | 1,405 |
| #60 | ghost beer | 13 |
| #551 | ghost cucumber | 82 |
| #66 | ghostly dagger | 2 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #205 | government cheese | 8 |
| #620 | green gummi ingot | 27 |
| #37 | grip key | 7 |
| #118 | hawk | 4 |
| #171 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #45 | hemp candy necklace | 8 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #595 | jerky coins | 27 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #371 | licorice root | 10 |
| #572 | lollipop stick | 36 |
| #474 | mime soul fragment | 4 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #105 | overloaded micro-reactor | 20 |
| #566 | pack of pogs | 27 |
| #138 | pair of government shades | 3 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #204 | peppermint tailings | 85 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #97 | pitted sheet metal | 22 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #242 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #355 | red ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #613 | red gummi ingot | 27 |
| #67 | red tulip | 5 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #40 | rose | 996 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #165 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 8 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #191 | sneaky wrapping paper | 2 |
| #142 | space junk | 15 |
| #112 | sparking robo-battery | 28 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #287 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #66 | spiritual gingerbread | 4 |
| #744 | spooky sap | 9 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #136 | stink-penny | 26 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #540 | vinegar | 74 |
| #103 | white tulip | 2 |
| #506 | wind-up meatcar | 15 |
| #619 | yellow gummi ingot | 27 |