| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #553 | CRIMBCO scrip | 360 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #955 | empty agua de vida bottle | 28 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1030 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |