| #56 | Angry Farmer candy | 3,646 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #121 | Cheer-Up soda | 4 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Clan Carnival Game | 2 |
| #5 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 7 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #49 | Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #330 | Daffy Taffy | 99 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #8 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 3 |
| #7 | God Lobster Egg | 4 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #25 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 5,161 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #6 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 5 |
| #598 | Rock Pops | 90 |
| #5 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 5 |
| #396 | Spam Witch sammich | 85 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #47 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5,755 |
| #376 | Yummy Tummy bean | 560 |
| #112 | adder bladder | 145 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #76 | awful poetry journal | 3,540 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #39 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #119 | blackberry | 255 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #140 | chaos butterfly | 2,619 |
| #138 | cheer-o-gram | 3 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #25 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #79 | desiccated apricot | 220 |
| #619 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #117 | disturbing fanfic | 2,078 |
| #29 | dreadlock whip | 316 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #426 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| 🥈 | fancy chocolate car | 1,100 |
| #118 | frigid ninja stars | 480 |
| #156 | furry fur | 1,081 |
| #45 | giant needle | 2,414 |
| #180 | goat cheese | 170 |
| #224 | grouchy restless spirit | 100 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #66 | heavy D | 2,527 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #93 | line | 1,130 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #43 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #24 | nugget of ticksilver | 2 |
| #81 | original G | 2,251 |
| #64 | ovoid leather thing | 380 |
| #414 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #92 | patchouli incense stick | 320 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #24 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 15 |
| #83 | plot hole | 3,845 |
| #53 | probability potion | 2,050 |
| #52 | procrastination potion | 2,013 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #699 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #24 | sabre teeth | 2,042 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #82 | star | 1,118 |
| #15 | stone frisbee | 1,463 |
| #555 | strange shiny disc | 6 |
| #61 | string of Crimbo lights | 8 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1426 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 35 |
| #996 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 48 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1167 | stuffed angry cow | 43 |
| #959 | stuffed astral badger | 52 |
| #1258 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1000 | stuffed cocoabo | 47 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1126 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1005 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #946 | stuffed hand turkey | 52 |
| #2201 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1264 | stuffed mind flayer | 41 |
| #2868 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2783 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1448 | stuffed scary death orb | 36 |
| #1555 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
| #850 | stuffed snowy owl | 55 |
| #1166 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 44 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1065 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #990 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 51 |
| #867 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #716 | super-spiky hair gel | 50 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #777 | toast | 980 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #246 | unstable DNA | 208 |
| #171 | wolf mask | 237 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| #412 | yeti fur | 345 |