| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1668 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #29 | Okee-Dokee soda | 55 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Workytime Tea | 16 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #66 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 43 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #578 | canteen of wine | 45 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #48 | correction fluid | 49 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #828 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #257 | empty agua de vida bottle | 826 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #129 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #232 | gray bow tie | 28 |
| #565 | knuckle sandwich | 37 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #44 | marshmallow flambé | 9 |
| #379 | patent leather shoes | 18 |
| #288 | penguin thesaurus | 25 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 17 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1066 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #936 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #930 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1322 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #985 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #925 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #984 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1642 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #968 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |