| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #456 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
| #572 | Bonerdagon necklace | 20 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1048 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #72 | bunny liver | 143 |
| #150 | corned-beef Reuben | 18 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #1648 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #805 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #1179 | old sweatpants | 27 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1674 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1208 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #597 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #571 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |
Wow, that's 1,418 items total!
what items are this player missing?