| #284 | Angry Farmer candy | 455 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo candied pecan | 935 |
| #36 | Crimbo fudge | 1,076 |
| #29 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1,115 |
| #21 | Driplet | 15 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #103 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 718 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2103 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #65 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1,403 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,752 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #196 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #144 | donated booze | 93 |
| #257 | donated candy | 27 |
| #301 | donated food | 21 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #137 | figurine of an ancient seal | 6 |
| #729 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #522 | goat cheese | 16 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #36 | marzipan skull | 1,692 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #1690 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2043 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #9 | stink-penny | 2,742 |
| #1102 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #1847 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #401 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 18 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #501 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1418 | stuffed mink | 26 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #233 | stylish swimsuit | 2 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #209 | that gum you like | 3 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #34 | wriggling worm | 202 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |