| #285 | Angry Farmer candy | 455 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo candied pecan | 935 |
| #36 | Crimbo fudge | 1,076 |
| #29 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1,115 |
| #23 | Driplet | 15 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #103 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 718 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2103 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #66 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1,403 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #131 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,752 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #200 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #681 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #146 | donated booze | 93 |
| #267 | donated candy | 27 |
| #309 | donated food | 21 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #209 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #572 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #137 | figurine of an ancient seal | 6 |
| #727 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #523 | goat cheese | 16 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #35 | marzipan skull | 1,692 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #1695 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #847 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #247 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #23 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #10 | stink-penny | 2,742 |
| #1108 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #1852 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #403 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 18 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #501 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1417 | stuffed mink | 26 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #233 | stylish swimsuit | 2 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #211 | that gum you like | 3 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #35 | wriggling worm | 202 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |