| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #266 | FDKOL commendation | 2,005 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #30 | Gets-You-Drunk | 5 |
| #30 | Hunger™ Sauce | 5 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #58 | Red Roger's reliquary | 16 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #173 | bath ball gift set | 26 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #237 | box of sunshine | 1,795 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #268 | empty agua de vida bottle | 786 |
| #22 | ghost pepper | 7 |
| #103 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #273 | handful of confetti | 130 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥈 | hideous egg | 1,465 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #64 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 89 |
| #76 | oily mushroom wine | 6 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #213 | peppermint tailings | 74 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #102 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #830 | useless powder | 75 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #110 | wad of cotton | 24 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #293 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 6 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #99 | warbear bearserker mead | 5 |
| #290 | warbear beeping telegram | 4 |
| #130 | warbear blizzard mead | 3 |
| #94 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 7 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #44 | warbear exo-arm | 5 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #58 | warbear helm fragment | 97 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #39 | warbear high-efficiency still | 5 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #46 | warbear laser beacon | 5 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #68 | warbear liquid lasers | 2 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #151 | warbear metalworking primer | 8 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #44 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 19 |
| #36 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 5 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #32 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 26 |
| #61 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 17 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #89 | warbear soda machine assembler | 6 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #99 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 4 |
| #67 | warbear trouser fragment | 90 |
| #93 | warbear warrior bread | 3 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #190 | warbear whosit | 1,001 |
| 🥇 | wrought-iron flakes | 17 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |