| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #576 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #728 | blackberry | 3 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #458 | cool whip | 5 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #306 | funky dried mushroom | 26 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #76 | hippo skin buckler | 2 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1807 | useless powder | 2 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |