| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #729 | blackberry | 3 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #457 | cool whip | 5 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #305 | funky dried mushroom | 26 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #76 | hippo skin buckler | 2 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |