| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #216 | Corpse Island iced tea | 24 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Mer-kin worktea | 30 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Bropane | 10 |
| #625 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 6 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #820 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 15 |
| #765 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 9 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #21 | Workytime Tea | 142 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #835 | baggie of powdered sugar | 9 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #161 | banana-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1781 | box of sunshine | 86 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #125 | hippy herbal tea | 12 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |