| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #216 | Corpse Island iced tea | 24 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #5 | Mer-kin worktea | 30 |
| #616 | Microplushie: Bropane | 10 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 6 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #572 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 15 |
| #761 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #610 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 9 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #22 | Workytime Tea | 142 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #835 | baggie of powdered sugar | 9 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #161 | banana-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1779 | box of sunshine | 86 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1242 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #123 | hippy herbal tea | 12 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |