| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #20 | Chroner | 3,587 |
| #71 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #367 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 212 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #562 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 35 |
| #100 | Mae West | 15 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #119 | Mon Tiki | 15 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #87 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #185 | banana-frosted king cake | 14 |
| #1139 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #577 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #390 | black-and-blue light | 118 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #438 | blue plasma ball | 93 |
| #30 | blue tulip | 18 |
| #119 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #1603 | box of sunshine | 105 |
| #190 | bubbly potion | 96 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #942 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #783 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #200 | canteen of wine | 111 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #359 | cheap studded belt | 118 |
| #159 | cloudy potion | 119 |
| #661 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 37 |
| #76 | cold hi mein | 15 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #575 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #287 | corpsedriver | 17 |
| #357 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #37 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #350 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #259 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 5 |
| #306 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #28 | cursed cannonball | 69 |
| #313 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 3 |
| #178 | cursed piece of thirteen | 6 |
| #259 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #302 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #44 | cyclops eyedrops | 24 |
| #157 | dark potion | 116 |
| #143 | dense meat stack | 10,000 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #163 | effervescent potion | 113 |
| #579 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #691 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #630 | elven moonshine | 15 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #360 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #1493 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #359 | flavored foot massage oil | 119 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #382 | foam dart | 103 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #136 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #74 | gimlet | 15 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #420 | herringcello | 32 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #87 | hot hi mein | 15 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #22 | house of twigs and spit | 2 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #356 | knuckle sandwich | 69 |
| #92 | lewd playing card | 24 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #184 | milky potion | 91 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #203 | murky potion | 86 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #357 | personal massager | 52 |
| #478 | personalized coffee mug | 108 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #44 | queen cookie | 50 |
| #178 | radio button candy | 6 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #29 | red tulip | 17 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #48 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #24 | rose | 1,944 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #598 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #30 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #156 | smoky potion | 122 |
| #74 | spooky hi mein | 15 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #73 | stinky hi mein | 15 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #153 | swirly potion | 115 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1013 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #70 | vodka stratocaster | 15 |
| #47 | white tulip | 11 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |