| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #20 | Chroner | 3,587 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #366 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 212 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #563 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 35 |
| #98 | Mae West | 15 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #117 | Mon Tiki | 15 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #185 | banana-frosted king cake | 14 |
| #1136 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #389 | black-and-blue light | 118 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #436 | blue plasma ball | 93 |
| #27 | blue tulip | 18 |
| #119 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #1600 | box of sunshine | 105 |
| #189 | bubbly potion | 96 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #200 | canteen of wine | 111 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #358 | cheap studded belt | 118 |
| #159 | cloudy potion | 119 |
| #661 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 37 |
| #76 | cold hi mein | 15 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #572 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #286 | corpsedriver | 17 |
| #356 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #351 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #258 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 5 |
| #306 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #28 | cursed cannonball | 69 |
| #312 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 3 |
| #178 | cursed piece of thirteen | 6 |
| #260 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #302 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #44 | cyclops eyedrops | 24 |
| #157 | dark potion | 116 |
| #145 | dense meat stack | 10,000 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #163 | effervescent potion | 113 |
| #580 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #631 | elven moonshine | 15 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #358 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #360 | flavored foot massage oil | 119 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #381 | foam dart | 103 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #133 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #73 | gimlet | 15 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #87 | hot hi mein | 15 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #22 | house of twigs and spit | 2 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #356 | knuckle sandwich | 69 |
| #91 | lewd playing card | 24 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #184 | milky potion | 91 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #204 | murky potion | 86 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #355 | personal massager | 52 |
| #478 | personalized coffee mug | 108 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #44 | queen cookie | 50 |
| #180 | radio button candy | 6 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | red tulip | 17 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #21 | rose | 1,944 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #600 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #157 | smoky potion | 122 |
| #75 | spooky hi mein | 15 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #72 | stinky hi mein | 15 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #153 | swirly potion | 115 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #68 | vodka stratocaster | 15 |
| #46 | white tulip | 11 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |