| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #469 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #274 | Chroner | 160 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #114 | Cosmic Calorie | 136 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #324 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #171 | Freddy Kruegerand | 20 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #927 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #143 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #2164 | badass belt | 24 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #196 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #378 | bit of clingfilm | 11 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #24 | disco ball | 7,418 |
| #20 | disco mask | 7,432 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #694 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #520 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #616 | filthy lucre | 61 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #213 | half of a gold tooth | 2 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #82 | ivory cue ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #197 | magical pony: Uniquity | 10 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #79 | old sweatpants | 832 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #252 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #210 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |